30 5 / 2013
Liiike, I should make sandwiches.
Subway - why do you only ever give me no more than 10 olive slices?! what the heck is up with that? And then when I ask for more, you drop three more on it. Gee, thanks. Also, can you at least kind of care when you are putting my sandwich together? It’s kind of frustrating for me to try and eat a sandwich that is falling apart. Lastly, I didn’t really appreciate the giant glob on mayo on one side and the tiny little streak on the other… like could we maybe grab a knife and smooth that crap out? No? Pleeeaassseee. I just wish feel like I would try really hard to make sandwiches well.
30 5 / 2013
Liiike, how did you get this job?
I complain about this A LOT. If I’m standing in a long line and it’s super crowded… when it is finally my turn, PLEASE say, “I can help whoever is next in line.” For all I know, you are NOT ready and you are having a little moment to yourself. Your blank stare, conveys nothing to me. Also, if I smile and say, “hey, how’s it going?” a response would be nice… Now I feel awkward ordering my sandwich.
30 5 / 2013
Liiike, I just don’t understand some drivers…
Look, Bro. It’s not my fault that they are doing construction. Whether you like it or not, my lane is ending and I need to get over! They gave you more than enough warning and I even put my blinker on and tried to get over WELL in advance. LET ME IN!
03 11 / 2012
Liiike what is sitting in the stands NOT cheering. Back to September :( - Super Lifey Crew
29 5 / 2012
Liiike, why do movies suck?
All the time. I feel like 87 percent of the time when the movie ends I think to myself, “that was so lame.” Like who freaking thinks of these movie ideas? and who fronts the money to make it? and when that actors read the script do they not see what I see? hmmm
26 5 / 2012
Liiike, how did the back up singers on the Singing Bee get their job…
They don’t sound good most of the time. I don’t get it like whattt was the casting call like. I’m prettttty sure I am just as decent.
15 11 / 2011
Liiike, where are all the men???
SERIOUSLY. IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS CAMPUS THAT IS OLDER THAN MEEEEE
15 11 / 2011
Liiike, what is losing weight…
But still thinking that someone doesn’t like you because you are not a stick.
Maybe because at least if it’s my size, that is something I could change whereas he might just not like me because I am me, and that I can not change. dumb.
