Liiike what is sitting in the stands NOT cheering....
Liiike, why do movies suck?
All the time. I feel like 87 percent of the time when the movie ends I think to myself, “that was so lame.” Like who freaking thinks of these movie ideas? and who fronts the money to make it? and when that actors read the script do they not see what I see? hmmm
Liiike, how did the back up singers on the Singing...
They don’t sound good most of the time. I don’t get it like whattt was the casting call like. I’m prettttty sure I am just as decent.
Liiike, remember when I used to blog?
WOWWW IT’S BEEN FOR FREAKING EVERRR!!!!
Liiike, where are all the men???
SERIOUSLY. IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS CAMPUS THAT IS OLDER THAN MEEEEE
Liiike, what is losing weight...
But still thinking that someone doesn’t like you because you are not a stick. Maybe because at least if it’s my size, that is something I could change whereas he might just not like me because I am me, and that I can not change. dumb.
Liiike, what is a car...
and will I ever have one??? I am hopeful…
Liiike why do guys where swim trunks to the gym?
I don’t get it… I’m not in my bikini??
Liiike I don't understand people...
Last time I checked, the red hand meant DO NOT CROSS, yet it seems like everyday some nimrod decides to cross and then almost gets hit by a car. LIIIKE HELLLOOOO get a wheelchair.
Liiike, whattttt is my liiife right nowwww????
CRAZY. THIS WHOLE WEEK = CRAZY. CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S REAL. WHAAAATTTTT???? LIIITERALLLYYYY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU JESUS!!! I LOVE YOU!!
Liiike, really?? There are some weirdos at the...
There is a man… jumping around and rapping singing out loud along with his rap music. Liiike shuuttt uppp no one wants to hear you. It’s like he’s in his own little world, it’s kinda weird…
Liiike, how cute??? wahhhh
Liiike, what's with the regular clothes at the...
Like were you just out running errands and decided to stop by and get a quick work out in? Get your cargo pants outta here, yo.
Liiike, who thought of a shark tunnel?
You know what I’m talking about? That scary tunnel that they have a zoo’s and stuff where there is glass all around you with sharks? Like who’s idea was that? I just don’t understand people’s thought process sometimes. Every time I go through that thing, I’m afraid it’s going to break and I will be swimming among the sharks!! Ahhhhh!
Liiike, how does a chicken breast become boneless?
You see, my aunt made some chicken yesterday. She then informed me that it had the bone still on it. Up until this point I had pictured the bone going through the middle of the chicken breast with random branches of bone, so I asked her, “wait, like how do boneless chicken breasts come about anyway? she responded with, “what?” so I said, “Ya know, like how do they extract...
Liiike, what is reality television?
DUMB. but I love it and can’t stop watching it. :)
Liiike, what are eyebrows?
AND WHY DO MINE GROW SO FAST when some people’s are barely there??? hahahaha. SERIOUSLY!
Liiike, why does food make us fat?
Not why, but why is that how it has to go down? Why can’t we just eat what we want and look how we want! What a life that would be!
Liiike, what is working out?
When did we as a society start to have to schedule time to burn calories because we were starting to get a little hefty? Or better yet, who invented dumbbells and discovered that lifting them made muscles bigger? And when did we decide big muscles were a good thing?
Liiike, what are finals?
I really think that we shouldn’t have to take tests. We should come to class willing to learn, and the teacher should just hope that we take something away from the class. I shouldn’t be expected to memorize evvveerything. Maybe if I wasn’t so stressed out about remembering everything I would be able to soak everything in and then MAYBE I would remember MORE because there would...
Liiike, what does this mean? “You can’t have your cake and eat it...
Liiike, who made chocolate chip cookies?
I don’t get anyone baked/cooked anything for the first time like I don’t understand if it was on accident or on purpose. Where did they even get chocolate chips from at that time? When were chocolate chips invented? and what made them think of putting them with butter, sugar, brown sugar, salt, baking soda, and flour?
Liiike, what is "hooking up"?
Like some people say making out, other people think sex, so what is hooking up? Anything done with someone you are interested in but not actuallllly dating? Like what is it? Older people might use that term for getting together later to hang out so I mean I just don’t know!
Liiike, what is writing a paper?
Liiike, what is Modern Family?
BESTTT SHOWWW EVERRRR!
Liiike, what is an egg?
And who ate it first? Like that is full on a baby chicken so who cracked that thing and thought, “Yes let’s cook this baby chicken”….?
Liiike, what is a baby bee?
When do bees get to fly around? Like how long are they in the hive? Are they eggs? Larvae? Do they go straight from larvae to bee or is there a period where they are mini bees?
Liiike, what is Panera?
THREE DAYS IN A ROW PEOPLE. Freakin’ love that place.
Liiike, what is Seaworld?
Honestly, who was like, “I’ve got it! Let’s train killer whales and do shows with them! We will put them in these huge tanks and swim along side them! Great idea!” CRAAAZYYYY.
Liiike, what is a Reeses?
Liiike, where do squirrels live?
Seriously, someone tell me. I see them scampering around during the day, where are they at night? On the tree branches just kickin’ it? Underground? INNN the tree? Like if you cut the tree, a bunch would scurry out? How many live together? I gotta know!
Liiike, what is an airplane?
How does that piece of metal fly! So high in the air! and why/how would anyone even think of building that! and be willing to test it out!
Liiike, what is a picture?
and by that I mean, how does photography work? How does a flash of light capture an image? that you can keep FOREVERRR?? Admit it, it’s weird!
Liiike, what is being in love?
and will I ever feel that way again? :/
Liiike, what is life without cheer?
I have been cheering for 8 years and my career may be coming to an end? I don’t know who I am without cheerleading…”I AM ONLY CHEERLEADING!” - Bring It On
Liiike, what is school?
We spend how many years and how much money on an education? To do what? Do you ever just sit in class and wonder whhhyyyyy am iiii heereeee?